- MooSpots:
- The spots on a dog’s belly or body. Best when viewed on a pink background.
- NubbieWags:
- What the tail on the end of a Rat Terrier does...
- Gack:
- A mid-western term used to describe anything unpleasant, such as Omaha or Petaluma.
- Woofer:
- An animal of the canine variety.
- Stanky:
- Referring to an adored security device. Must be stained and pliable to mold to the body of a woofer. The opposite of Gack.
- Snorkel:
- The nose of any woofer. Especially common in Rat Terriers that wear Whippet suits.
- Harrr:
- Another mid-western term, meaning laughter.
- Weinerville:
- An area occupied solely or predominantly by human males. A synonym for Gack.
- FarSighted:
- Mr. Evans in any vehicle
- YawnButton:
- That silky soft area behind a dog or cats ear, that when rubbed gently, produces a yawn.
- MinneSNOWta:
- A large mid-western state during the winter.
- Satellite Dish:
- Rattus Terrier OtoErectus.
- Snarf:
- The crinkle-nose-curled-lip-growly-bitey-spitty-sneezy sound often heard in rat terriers while playing bitey-face.


